Corrupt a Wish v2

[Taco]

Granted, but now, piracy is an international issue, so outside countries can enter the U.S. to catch pirates.

I wish that I could get anything I want/need for free.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but now the government fails due to no economy structure
i wish that there was no chuck norris.

 

[DracoMan]

NOT granted. Chuck Norris is too awesome to wish away.

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

 

[Miss Mew]

Wish granted, but the star points towards the South Pole-Hope you have your winter gear! Also, the sail breaks.

I wish Cartoon Network would ACTUALLY air the new episodes on Mondays instead of "Monday in Space" and stupid things like that.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. "Monday in Space" plays on the other 6 days, lasts 24 hours on each day, and has names according to those days. Also, only 1 cartoon chosen at random will have new episodes played on Monday, then CN will go off air the rest of the day.

I wish escort missions didn't suck so much.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but now all other missions do.

I wish that I had a sandwich.

 

[Zyla]

Granted, you have a Peanut Butter, Jelly, Honey, Lettuce, Spinach, Tomato, Onion, Mayonnaise, Doritos, Frito chips, Lays, Mustard, and Sardine Sandwich. (I wouldn't eat it if I were you....)

I wish I had a VGA to Mini-DMI adapter cord..... (They allow you to hook up windows monitors to your Mac.)

 

[Zexy]

I didn't understand nothing of what you said, and now you are a sad Mewtwo

I wish ^ was a happy Mewtwo!

 

[Taco]

Granted, but ^^ is now a sad Mew simultaneously.

I wish for a bicycle!

 

[Akromatic]

Granted, but Ian and Anthony decide to murder you because your dad stole their brand new Pokemon cards to give to you.
I wish for:
1. Jam Scone to win Kingdom of Pokemon.
2. To be able to go into the world of Percy Jackson and vice versa.
3. THREE MORE WISHES!

 

[Czechmate]

#2 Granted, although you will die in your 'virtual' world as soon as you enter.

I wish for a private Fokker 100 VIP Biz Jet

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but you don't know how to control it.

I wish I can type better.

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but your keyboard is now washed away in a hurricane along with all other ones and Ipads no longer have keypads (except for mine!)

I wish that Mew and Eevee were even cuter.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but now no-one ever used any Pokemon other than them, which makes the game very dull and causes the series to end before gen 2.

I wish I didn't know how to make tea.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but now everybody else in the world can, so you're going to be persecuted.

I wish that I had a 1-Up Mushroom.

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to be in America (okay by me in America, everything free in America, for a small fee in America).

 

[Taco]

Granted, but you'll be deported in 11 seconds.

I wish that I had 8 gym badges!

 

[Zyla]

Granted, but your rival has 10.

I wish for Sylveon to be flying type.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted, but it flies away.

I wish for a lounge pass in my upcoming flight this summer.

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but you lose it right before you board.

I wish my fanfiction would become popular (and nothing bad happened to it, me, bmgf forums, or the writer's workshop!)