Corrupt a Wish v2

[Berrenta]

Granted, but you now have a rival whose fanfic is more popular than yours.

I wish I never have to be in the same building as children who constantly scream. T_T

 

[Czechmate]

Granted, now you are in a room where a jet engine at full throttle blasts you with its sound.

I wish to have a lot of planes in FSX.

 

[Plush]

Granted, but you can't fly any of them.

I wish I had a miniture pet giraffe that would love me and live forever with me.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but the giraffe survives by eating human flesh, so your life will be very short.

I wish that mods can't give me infractions.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted, they give you auto bans.

I wish for everything.

 

[Plush]

Granted, but you are crushed by everything

I wish for a rubber duck

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Granted, there's a time bomb in it.

I wish the government wouldn't spy on me.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Your family will spy on you instead.

I wish I know what to wish for.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but it'll greatly disgust/depress you.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted, it has nails in it.

I wish that school was one day per week.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. The teachers give homework you must do on the other six days.

I wish for drought relief. >.<

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but now all of the animals die because of ACID rain.

I wish this would count as my 100th post!

 

[Taco]

Granted, but you can never get more than 100 posts now.

I wish for food

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but you die painfully too.

I wish Eevee was rainbow colored and nothing bad happened because of this wish to anything.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted, except bad things will happen to you.

 

[Miss Mew]

MAKE A WISH!!!!!!!!! For heaven's sake I will pretend your wish is that you die, so wish granted, except your friends know automatically.

I wish nothing bad would happen because of this wish.

 

[Akromatic]

Granted. You and all your friends die in strange and weird ways. Hey, "bad" depends on the person using it.
I wish that Eeveewithwings123 would capitals to her name so she would be EeveeWithWings123.

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted but nobody else ever will use capitals again.

I wish my friends, family and I would never die.

 

[Akromatic]

Granted but nobody else ever will use capitals again.

I wish my friends, family and I would never die.

You said my wish was granted. YOU LIED TO ME.
Anyways, granted, but you will go insane when the world explodes in the future and you have nothing to do.
I wish to die painfully.

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but nobody cares one bit.

I wish Akzivx V had not made his wish.