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Corrupt a Wish v2

Akromatic

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Wish granted, but your punishment is that I'm alive.
I wish that we were all miserable slaves, under BlueWartortle's command, doing all of his work for him, with nobody caring and your tongue ripped out of your mouth.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. However, since you said "we" that includes you. And you are desperate to be free.

I wish I am fluent in another language and still know how to speak English.
 

Czechmate

Of happenings?
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LOL since I missed my last wish, two wishes this time!

Granted, but you won't learn anymore languages

I wish that Eeveewithwings123 changes here name to 'WingsofEevee123.

And... I wish that that Aerosoft makes a Mega Airport Toronto Pearson X for FSX.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, but nobody cares one bit.

I wish Akzivx V had not made his wish.
I'm showing you the picture here, because I can't put it on your Visitor's Messages.
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EDIT: I'm gonna participate now.
Wish 1 not granted, since I'm not Eeveewithwings123 and I'm not a hacker.
Wish 2 is granted, but a truck falls on your head.
 

Caprizant

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Granted, but then the magical genie who grants you your wish doesn't know what your wish is so he takes back that wish. :p

I wish for homework to finish itself.
 

Miss Mew

With Lady Rainicorn too!
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Granted but all the answers are wrong and your teacher is now Mr. Crocker.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, but... Pokemon will end, all copies and merchandise will be recalled, and you will die.
I wish that Eeveewithwings123 would have an older brother. (IDK)
 

Taco

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Granted, but he's going to sell Eeveewithwings123 into slavery.

I wish that I don't have to go to the dentist's today.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. You will now have to visit a mad scientist who uses his guests in his experiments.

I wish I could complete my Pokédex.
 

Taco

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Granted, but there will be new Pokémon as soon as you finish it!

I wish for a shiny, flawless Magikarp that knew Roar of Time, Metronome, Splash, and Explosion.
 

Berrenta

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Granted, but it is very disobedient, prefering to Splash or use Explosion.

I wish I had something to do over the summer.
 

Taco

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Granted, but no more wishes for you!

I wish a Magikarp that knew Explosion and had the ability Damp.
 

Spirit Zorua

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Granted, but another Pokemon uses Skill Swap and stops you using it.

I wish I had everything I could ever want, forever.
 

Taco

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Granted, but your life will lose interest and meaning for you because you lack ambition now. In one week, you will commit suicide.

I wish that my 3DS was not broken.
 

Taco

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Granted, but it's wild, so it will not obey you.

I wish for a toothbrush that has a light-up Pikachu on it.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, but the Pikachu comes to life and murders you.
Granted, but he's going to sell Eeveewithwings123 into slavery.
I'm OK with that.

I wish to die a painful death and everyone to either not care or hate me.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, but "The Game" is to see how long you can go without having any romantic feelings for anyone.
I wish to die painfully. (this is a win-win situation!)
 
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