• Due to the recent changes with Twitter's API, it is no longer possible for Bulbagarden forum users to login via their Twitter account. If you signed up to Bulbagarden via Twitter and do not have another way to login, please contact us here with your Twitter username so that we can get you sorted.
  • Pronoun field selections have been updated! To ensure they show up correctly, please reselect your preferred option(s) in the Account details page. Click here for more information.

Corrupt a Wish v2

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
Granted, but "The Game" is to see how long you can go without having any romantic feelings for anyone.
I wish to die painfully. (this is a win-win situation!)
 

Taco

It's been a while
Joined
May 30, 2012
Messages
331
Reaction score
0
Granted, but you had 1 extra life left. (We'll all endure the suffering together!)

I wish for an awesome wish.
 

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
Granted. You wish to die. Hey, awesomeness depends on the "eye of the beholder", if you will.
I wish that you will.
 

Taco

It's been a while
Joined
May 30, 2012
Messages
331
Reaction score
0
That I will...die?
Granted, but because my awesomeness is no longer there to sustain the universe, everything dies and/or explodes.

I wish for world peace (and some apple pie).
 

Taco

It's been a while
Joined
May 30, 2012
Messages
331
Reaction score
0
Granted, but they'll leave after 11 minutes.

I wish for socks.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
Joined
Dec 1, 2012
Messages
2,021
Reaction score
54
Granted. They're too small.

I wish Anticipation wasn't such a useless Ability.
 

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
Granting my own wish. Granted, but they're Eeveelutions of the new types "Disney" and "Kevin".

I wish for a
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
Joined
Dec 1, 2012
Messages
2,021
Reaction score
54
Granted. You no longer get anything.

I wish ads on webpages are not allowed to have sound. It gets annoying after a while.
 

Miss Mew

With Lady Rainicorn too!
Joined
Dec 14, 2012
Messages
339
Reaction score
0
Granted but now they have horrific odors and tastes.

I wish nothing bad from ANYBODY'S perspective would happen because of this wish.
 

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
Granted. Everyone is forced to love everything, despite what it is, like eating wires, seeing a relative die, or even plain torture.

I wish for everything to be a palindrome. The word "everything", not literally everything. Everythingnihtyreve? Gnihtyreveverything?
 

Spirit Zorua

Lord of Chaos
Joined
May 31, 2013
Messages
88
Reaction score
0
Granted, but the rest of the words get jealous and make themselves into palindromes as well, so nobody can talk easily.

I wish I could make wishes without them being corrupted.
 

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
Granted, but the wish you're currently wishing is wished into another wish by another wish, so wishes can now be corrupted.

I wish that the wish above wasn't wished.
 

Miss Mew

With Lady Rainicorn too!
Joined
Dec 14, 2012
Messages
339
Reaction score
0
Granted, but the gap in history sucks YOU into a wormhole.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
 

Akromatic

Member
Joined
Feb 14, 2013
Messages
1,991
Reaction score
12
You wish that you wished that you wished for a wish to not have to be wish, so wishes wish for the wish of wishing wishes. Wish.

I wish for a painful death.
 
Please note: The thread is from 8 months ago.
Please take the age of this thread into consideration in writing your reply. Depending on what exactly you wanted to say, you may want to consider if it would be better to post a new thread instead.
Top Bottom