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Corrupt a Wish v2

Spirit Zorua

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Granted, but the wish pumps you full of Phazon. (Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. TROLOLOLOLO)

I wish I was omnipotent.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. Enjoy your suffering as you are not allowed to die.

I wish YouTube will quit bothering me by asking me if I want to use my Google+ ID as my username instead of my chosen username. The answer is and will always be NO.
 

Miss Mew

With Lady Rainicorn too!
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Granted, but you get banned in every other thread and are permabanned.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish.
 

ninfiaVI

A Broken Pokeball
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Granted, but you are trapped in a time loop forever, unable to enjoy it.

I wish that doctors and scientists would create permanent, effective treatments for awful conditions like Cerebral Palsy and Leprosy. (You'll feel like a jerk if you corrupt that one.)
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. But you have something else to worry about.

I wish for a girlfriend.
 

Pain Split

Waffles.
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Granted. But, have you ever noticed that when people are in love, they don't notice the other's flaws? This is why so many marriages end up badly. You do not realize the flaw you're girlfriend has: she's a cannibal, and wants to eat you alive.

I wish for a cannibalistic girlfriend.
 

Pain Split

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Granted, you SAW them, but you couldn't hear them, and no subtitles were handy. Thus, the movie was a lot more confusing than it had to be.

I wish for an explanation of why I have the obsessions I have.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, but the doctors find out that you have a serious mental condition and are killed on the spot.

I wish to suffer forever, mentally and physically, for eternity, and to never be able to grow up and age, so I would have to be there forever.
 

ninfiaVI

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Granted, but they are so awful that they ruin the whole series.

I wish that I was shigeru ookido.
 

Bouffalant Herdier

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Granted, but so is everyone else in the world.

I wish my idea for a video game would be instantly made, that I could both make profit from the game and play it for myself, and it's the best game ever.
 

indigohex

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Granted. The game becomes overrated as everyone is playing it and gets a 0/10.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
 

Zyla

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Granted, you wish to die the most painful death possible. How could you corrupt that?

I wish for a free iPad.
 

Taco

It's been a while
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Granted, but now, you have now been turned into an ice cube to keep you cool. (Too bad you're gonna melt.)

I wish that I could train a dragon.
 

Akromatic

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Granted. You could train a dragon, but the opportunity has passed, so you get burnt, frozen, tortured by magic, and killed.
 

Bouffalant Herdier

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(Going to corrupt ^^'s wish again to keep the game going)

Granted, but training a dragon is actually more dull than watching paint dry.

I wish I had better memory.
 
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