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Corrupt a Wish v2

FaerieStar

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Granted. All your brain potential focuses on rememberring things, so you become essentially dumb.

I wish I had a magic broom!
 

FaerieStar

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Wished. Turkish people are very mad at you for eating their land.

I wish I could eat something right now.
 

indigohex

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Granted. She kicks you out of your home.

I wish people would forget about the royal baby.
 

Enzap

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Granted. Its parents forget about it and it dies.

I wish I had Netflix.
 

Windchild

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Granted, but it could be on any device in your house, including your dishwasher... And I won't tell you which.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of useful reaction gifs.
 

Enzap

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Granted, but you couldn't speak or type anymore except with gifs.

I wish I had an exploding toilet.
 

indigohex

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Granted. It explodes while you are on it. Rest In Peace.

I wish for a flame suit so no one would flame me on the forums.
 

Enzap

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Granted, but your suit looks funny so people in the real world make fun of you, forcing you to hide away online at all times. That doesn't sound so bad actually.

I wish for unlimited wishes!
 

Enzap

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Granted, but you become so full of yourself that nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.
 

Windchild

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Granted, but you'll be unable to play any other game ever again.

I wish my wounds would heal so I can take these bandages off.
 

indigohex

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Granted. The wounds gets worse after you take the bandages off.

I wish to win a local writer's competition where I live.
 

Kakuna Matata

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Granted, but it turns your best friend into a rival writer and the conflict won't resolve for 300ish episodes.

I wish all of my favorite ships would become canon.
 

Spirit Zorua

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Granted, but the book where it happens is just a dream sequence, unrevealed until the next book.

I wish I knew everything.
 
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