Corrupt a Wish v2

[Windchild]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish to control the multiverse.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now there are too many Deoxys
I wish for good luck!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. Good luck on your next wish.

I wish I could run on all fours as fast as a dog.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you are as slow on 2 LEGS as a dog is on 2 as well.
I wish for more Deoxys!

 

[TFSpock]

Granted. They turn psycho and kill you.

I wish for a bottle of water.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Enjoy your fresh salt water!
I wish for a vending machine that never malfunctions and dispenses cold coke bottles.

 

[RJ x JC]

Granted. I hope you like your cold bottles empty.

I wish for Keldeo, Meloetta, and Genesect to be released via NA WFC already.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Enter Shigeru Miyamoto....
I wish for a snazzy car

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You get run over by a limo.

I wish for a creepy Latias nurse.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but her Latios boyfriend shows up and kicks the [BLEEP] out of you.

I wish more happened in the RP threads I'm in.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Now you can't keep up.

I wish for a creepy Latias nurse without a boyfriend or a defensive parent.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted. She decides to disect you.

I wish I knew the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You get a Holy Hand Grenade to the head.

I wish for it to rain creepy Latias nurses.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but they fall on you.

I wish for Minecraft premium access. T-T

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. You immediately get blown up by Creepers.

I wish Murdershy and I both had Minecraft premium access!

 

[Shadow Raikou]

>:0

Granted, but the servers are down for a week. TT-TT

I wish for a firendly alien race to colonize the moon and then trade with us and then other friendly alien races colonize all planets and stars ever discovered, and there are NO angry alien races. ;P

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted. The sun isn't happy with this set-up and decides to go super-nova early.

I wish I had a clone of myself for a friend.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but the clone kills your friend and his family, and then comes to your home.....

I wish that Jurassic Park was real and nothing bad happens in the corruption of this wish.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you get to meet a lazy T-rex that eat trees and it's boring

I wish I could play sports

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but you dislocate your shoulder trying to play beach volleyball.

I wish for a laptop that doesn't overheat after every single thing.