Corrupt a Wish v2

[JustAnotherLeafeon]

Granted, but this dance ends in tragedy when one of the waddle dees spontaneously combust.

I wish I was better at drawing.

 

[SquishyFace]

Turns out your drawing becomes so good that you can't stop and your hand breaks

I wish I could be reincarnated into a dragon

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but since dragons are only on the Wales flag, you're unable to move.

I wish for a life-time supply of cola.

 

[Niji]

Alright, but I only had enough power to bring you four cans so that means...if you want to live much longer you'll have to drink pretty slow:lol:.

I wish all our problems were solved:ksmile:!

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Granted, but a life without problems is a boring life. Eventually, some people start stirring up trouble through miscellaneous vandalism and other petty crimes just to break the monotony.

I wish for a basket of caramel apples.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but they are 100% caramel and have caramel worms in them.

I wish I never forgot anything except disturbing images.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Granted. But due to your newly impressive memory, kids constantly ask you what your life was like growing up, and the questions keep pouring in until your sanity finally breaks.

I wish I had black hair.

 

[Niji]

If you say so, but to turn your hair black I had to light it on fire and turn it into soot:ksmile:.

I wish for a cup of coffee:lick:!

 

[Windchild]

Granted. *pours a cup of scalding coffee on ^*

I wish I wasn't bored, without being in any sort of peril or stress.

 

[Niji]

I got an owchie-boo-boo:bawl:!

Sure, but I had to remove the frontal lobe and limbic system from your brain. Hope you like vegetables because you just became one:sweatlol:. (< bad joke).

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I-I wish for a better brain! Sorry:sweatlol:!

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

@Lavendrowzazeemontw0; Please remember to leave a wish for another user to answer so that the game can continue. =)

I wish there weren't so many annoying adverts on TV.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Now everything is a single, eternal commercial.

I wish for an opportunity to use the word 'ravishing' in conversation.

 

[LucarioBlade]

Granted. Now you get pimp slapped every time you use that word.

I wish EarthBound was on virtual console.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It will set you back $1,000 though, since it's such a classic.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Leavanny Duo]

Granted. You tend to horse poop for a living.

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. However, you cannot control the times you go invisible.

I wish I can be able to drive.

 

[Water-noctowl]

Granted but you always crash
I wish I could rob mitt Romney.

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Granted, everyone wants to rob Mitt, you get a way with all his money but you use Mitt's underwear to cover your face when you lose your mask~

I wish for 4 non-corrupt wishes?

 

[Water-noctowl]

Granted but You must make the same 4 wishes again so I may corrupt them.
I wish I could wipe ashes Pikachu from the face of our world and the pokemon world.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. I transmitted a lethal virus into that Pikachu. However, this virus spreads rapidly and destroys all species, including humans.

I wish I can find a rare evolution stone in Rugged Mountain.