Corrupt a Wish v2

[Shiny Kamui]

granted you can visit japan the hour before it self destructs

i wish i had a million U.S dollars

 

[Herbizarre]

Granted, but it won't be a lot of money these days. You should have asked for more than a million, like... One hundred billion dollars. kudos if you get the reference

I wish my Napalm Bombs were made so they would have the "heat-seeking" option.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Granted, but you accidently fire your heat-seaking napalm bombs at an enemy that does not give off body heat, the bombs miss then lock onto your body heat.

I wish I had magic powers.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, you now know how to use magic to change anything into your biggest fear.

I wish I had a Gen VI game now.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but it only has the data used in the trailer.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Herbizarre]

Granted, but you will never calm down.

I wish I was as fast as Quick Man.

 

[Parma]

Granted, but you burn out very easily.

I wish I was a sandwich.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Nom.

I wish my SU thread was easier to sift through.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. All its content is now erased.

I wish I was able to do my homework.

 

[Caprizant]

Granted, but then your dog eats it and now the teacher won't believe your excuse for not having it.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but then your dog eats it and now the teacher won't believe your excuse for not having it.

What if I don't have a dog? Anyways...

Granted. A heat wave is coming your way, and temperatures will be above 100 degrees 24/7. Have fun baking in the heat!

I wish I can improve time management.

 

[Herbizarre]

Granted, you'll have to work at night, while your body will never get used to work at night.

I wish I had an actual mouth. It's tiring to speak through the cannons.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but it's in... a naughty place.

I wish I had the textbook needed for one of my homework assignments. (disclaimer: remember, I don't have a dog, so anything involving one is rendered useless.)

 

[Jolene]

Done. But the page with the info you needed was ripped out.

I wish I was in Paris.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Granted, your in Paris in 1940.

I wish I could run faster than the speed of sound.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, everyone else can run the speed of light.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[蜃気楼]

Granted, but then the FBI takes all your money and then proceeds to kill you
V I wish I can do work productively.

 

[pokemoll]

Granted, but you now become so productive with work that you only do work and nothing else.

I wish I lived in Massachusetts.

 

[Vyrron]

Granted, but now you're forever trapped there.

I wish I was better at memorizing things.

 

[Herbizarre]

Granted, but as soon as you remember something, you forget what you were doing at the moment.

I wish my moving pattern wasn't just jumping.