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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but sloths are very jealous of your new abilities, suddenly gaining super-speed and chasing you everywhere. Life is now too stressful to get bored.

I wish I had the power to transform into other animals.
 
Granted. You are now clubbed by an Orc.

I wish I can get Ralts in Dream Radar. I already got all three Kami guys, so at least one Ralts should show up...
 
Granted. He's an old man on the verge of dying.

I wish my extra credit assignment was done.
 
Granted. It's done so poorly you get a negative grade for it.

I wish for time to slow down for just a lil bit while I get all my work done. :I
 
Granted, Daylight Saving Time does not happen

I wish Mai Valentine kept into GX 5D and ZEXAL...
 
Granted. You no longer have that team, as it is deleted.

I wish The Mole came back.
 
Granted, it is now on your face.
I wish for a better version of Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts (and by that, I mean for Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts to be Banjo Threeie)
 
Granted, nobody can figure out a good bartering system so you are stuck with only what you have right now.

I wish I had $400... Not for the better version of Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts though. ('cause I have no clue what that is...)
 
Granted, it gives a third-degree burn in your hand because you didn't use it to buy Banjo-Threeie (Banjo Kazooie is a good series though.)
I wish for 9087895037290761086782790857286719678916839896923 Stacks of Diamond Blocks in Minecraft
 
Granted. They all come in at once and destroy the entire Minecraft world on impact.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.
 
Granted but you begin to doubt the validity of your plot

I wish FTL wasn't so freaking hard.
 
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