Corrupt a Wish v2

[FaerieStar]

Granted. All your brain potential focuses on rememberring things, so you become essentially dumb.

I wish I had a magic broom!

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You get lynched for being a witch.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

 

[FaerieStar]

Wished. Turkish people are very mad at you for eating their land.

I wish I could eat something right now.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, it's your least favourite food of all.

I wish I had more apples.

 

[FaerieStar]

Granted. They fall on you and you suffocate D:
I wish I could sleep on a cloud.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. It's an acid raincloud!

I wish my sister would move out.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. She kicks you out of your home.

I wish people would forget about the royal baby.

 

[Enzap]

Granted. Its parents forget about it and it dies.

I wish I had Netflix.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but it could be on any device in your house, including your dishwasher... And I won't tell you which.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of useful reaction gifs.

 

[Enzap]

Granted, but you couldn't speak or type anymore except with gifs.

I wish I had an exploding toilet.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It explodes while you are on it. Rest In Peace.

I wish for a flame suit so no one would flame me on the forums.

 

[Enzap]

Granted, but your suit looks funny so people in the real world make fun of you, forcing you to hide away online at all times. That doesn't sound so bad actually.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but you can only wish for a punch in the face.

I wish I wasn't alone... ;_;

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, you're visited by a swarm of locusts every day.

I wish I was more confident.

 

[Enzap]

Granted, but you become so full of yourself that nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but your neighbor lives in a water melon, which makes you very jealous.

I wish I could play Pokemon X now.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but you'll be unable to play any other game ever again.

I wish my wounds would heal so I can take these bandages off.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. The wounds gets worse after you take the bandages off.

I wish to win a local writer's competition where I live.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but it turns your best friend into a rival writer and the conflict won't resolve for 300ish episodes.

I wish all of my favorite ships would become canon.

 

[Spirit Zorua]

Granted, but the book where it happens is just a dream sequence, unrevealed until the next book.

I wish I knew everything.