Corrupt a Wish v2

[The absolis]

Granted, that doesn't even need corrupted, the ps4 was released with a faulty graphics card

I wish I was able to draw better

 

[Popper500]

You can draw amazingly, but similar to van goh, your art will not be appreciated until you are dead, and you will be crazy, and therefore avoided by basically everybody.

I wish that I could go to equestria.

 

[Oaky]

You go there but everyone there hates you. And you don't want those ponies mad at you....

I wish I could be less awkward

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, you are now dull and plain.

I wish it doesn't take forever just to trade in one car for another.

 

[The absolis]

granted, you now are able to immediately trade in your car as long as it never leaves the lot

I wish my pokemon TCG deck was legal to use in official play

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but Pokemon is cancelled very soon after.

I wish I never got bored.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You will always have something to do, and you can never have time for yourself.

I wish there was something good on TV.

 

[RockinCrocodile]

Granted...but TV is then banned.

I wish it wouldn't be so cold here.

 

[The absolis]

Granted, the weather is 140° degrees celcius where ever you live all year round

I wish that my broadsword wasn't so dull

 

[Disableye]

Granted. But not it's alive and hungers for the blood of your loved ones.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

 

[RockinCrocodile]

Granted it now has poisonous sparkles all over it, including the handle.

*yawns* I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

[The absolis]

Granted, as long as you don't eat you will never be tired

I wish that I knew how to speak every widely spoken language

 

[No Lynch]

Granted, but this happens after all those languages are dead.

I wish for a Shiny pokémon.

 

[RockinCrocodile]

Granted but your game becomes corrupted and you have to restart from scratch

I wish that I didn't have to work Black Friday.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. However, after inserting your new Shiny in your PC box, the region's villainous team hacks the PC system and captures your Shiny, and it's now their dinner.

I wish I wasn't slacking off on my homework.

 

[No Lynch]

Granted, now your entire life is devoted to homework and you never do anything else.

I wish I could IV breed.

 

[Crystal Onix]

Granted, but you never get ahold of any pokemon with IVs above 5.

 

[Caprizant]

Your wish for nothing is granted. You are now nothing. :I

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.

 

[Crystal Onix]

Granted, but since there is no bad news, everyone stops caring about the news.

I wish I had wished for something before.

 

[Zima]

Granted, but that something was nothing.

I wish I didn't feel so guilty...