Corrupt a Wish v2

[Julum]

Granted, nobody knows about it except you, and now you love it and everyone thinks you're weird because you're the only one who knows about it.

I wish I had something chocolate.

 

[The absolis]

The Absolis grants your wish, the chocolate becomes rotten however because The Absolis is speaking like The Absolis' zigzagoon for the next few days

I wish The Absolis was better at writing dialogue so The Absolis could write better storys

 

[serahthecute]

Granted you can write better only on Sundays while being very drunk.

I wish for a zombie

 

[Berrenta]

...apocalype, which you were unable to survive? Granted.

I wish I don't get brain freeze.

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted, you get everything freeze except for brain freeze.

I wish I was on King of the Nerds.

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

Granted, you get everything freeze except for brain freeze.

I wish I was on King of the Nerds.

Granted, but you get totally embarrassed every ep, and are the first eliminated.

I wish that we'd get some Bayonetta 2 info soon (and not about it being cancelled or postponed or crap, or anything bad.)

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted. They go way too far and completely spoil everything the entire game has to offer.

I wish for a Mega Snorlax.

 

[Qing'e]

Granted. It finds you quite comfy~

I wish that pokemon existed.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. All of them are hostile.

I wish it was warmer outside, but not so warm that things burn up.

 

[Zexy]

Warm enough to decompose all organic molecules instead of burning them!

I wish I had more free time.

 

[Caprizant]

Granted, but now everyone else must pay for their time, which they can't do because they're frozen in time for not paying.

I wish that I had a balloon.

 

[Samtendo09]

Granted. It gets popped by Blaziken afterward. How nasty!

I wished that Defiant and Competative will work like Speed Boost.

 

[DJ iOmega]

granted, but they will lowe the stat instead of increasing it.

I wish I was liked by everyone

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Everyone avoids you like the plague.

I wish to be a moderator on the forums.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Granted. You get banned 1 hour later.

I wish for Bryci (google her, she's a canadian adult model, so NSFW) to fuck me.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. She avoids you like the plague.

I wish that News Corp-owned papers here in Australia close down today. FOREVER!

 

[PokeAmi]

Granted. Unfornately the News Corp-owned papers had found Top-Secret information about the future 7th generation games and they had planned to leak it for all Pokemon Players Worldwide. It never happend.

I wish that a Altaria would hug me...

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It's a Ferrothorn in disguise.

I wish my room was clean.

 

[Kit Chan]

Granted: it was clean, but now it isn't.

I wish this wish couldn't be granted.

 

[The_Pikachu]

Granted, your life become an endless painful loop.
I wish that I was God.