Corrupt a Wish v2

[Stardust Crusaders]

Granted. Now all ads are for amazing things that you want, meaning you buy everything and leaving you broke

I wish I could sleep

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish my brother would stop punching me.

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted, the rest of your family now takes turns punching you

I wish that a worldwide epidemic would turn people into zombies.

 

[Meteor_Mash]

Granted, and their last victim is you. How is this bad? You get to watch everyone you love become zombies. Only then will you become a zombie--at your own loved ones' hands!

I wish I had a wish for someone to corrupt.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, your head is so full of wishes that it explodes.

I wish that I would be better at this app called Coaster Frenzy.

 

[DJ iOmega]

granted. but the app constantly crashes, up until the point where it was removed completely.

I wish the "Attack on Titan" game had a release date in the US.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but the dubbing is terrible and the game crashes frequently

I wish I had more pizza

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Granted, its mouldy.

I wish for sunny weather.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but it's extremely hot

I wish GTA 5 had a Harpoon Gun.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, it ricochets its way into real life and gets ya in the head.

I wish to get everyone to HEAR DEM TRUMPETS TO BELIEVE IT!! [Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Granted. YOU ARE NOW DEAF.

I wish for Amazon Pandora Rule 34.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You now have a computer virus after looking up one picture.

I wish the Kid Icarus series had another playable fighter representative for Smash.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Granted. Hades is confirmed. Every fan of Kid Icarus who did'nt play Uprising who DID wanted to play said game goes apeshit and start to attack Sakurai.

I wish for Chuggaaconroy to play Sonic Colours on the DS.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. Chuggaaconroy quits halfway through the game.

I wish songs weren't so catchy.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You listen to annoying one hit wonders instead. Remember Macarena?

I wish for better stuff on television.

 

[DJ iOmega]

granted. however all of the "better stuff" has a 1 second running time.

I wish Toonami was on all week instead of just Saturday.

 

[Phoenixon]

Granted. It's on for one second of every day of the week. (I used your own idea.)

I wish Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire released earlier.

 

[lovandra]

Granted. Give phoenixon a sparkling Ruby ring with 'Omega' tag and a sparkling Sapphire ring with 'Alpha' tag. Both are fake and too small for his fingers.

I wish I have mini Poyo.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, mini Poyo blows up.

I wish Steven didn't have a Mega Charizard X. (which is still highly unlikely)

 

[lovandra]

Granted. But wait... my cousin Steven never have had Mega Char X. He even never have 3ds.

I wish MarioMiner is explode.