Corrupt a Wish v2

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you can only fly for five seconds before you plumet to your death (BRUHAHAHAHA!)

I wish Game Freak made a Pokémon fighting game.

 

[Lysson]

Granted, but you can only play as Gary Oak. ONLY. Just him against Red/Ash's face. Just their face.

I wish there were more pandas, everyone loves pandas. (corrupt carefully my dear fellow)

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, now the world is overpowered by pandas!... Drawback, there's not enough bamboo to go around so the thriving panda population turns to eating people as thier primary food source instead


I wish I could be the President of the US

 

[Lysson]

Granted but you have to deal with WWIII

I wish I knew what was on the other side of the moon, like a picture of it or something.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, I tried pulling up a picture of it but it had a big censor marking through it... Apparently the face is on one side and on the back side of the moon is it's butt crack xP

I wish money could grow on trees $_$

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, but money is worthless

I wish for the next wish to not be corrupted

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted! You now have a counterfeit one.

I wish the sun would never rise again.

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted. The sun is constantly directly above you and never sets nor rises again. This destroys everybody's sleep schedule and going outside becomes very dangerous due to everyone's lack of sleep.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you now lose the ability to hear to compensate.

I wish Pokémon were real cuz I'm lazy again.

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted, a Hypno comes into your neighborhood and starts kidnapping children. All thanks to your wish.

I wish I could make one random person in the world spontaneously combust every time I sneeze.

Granted, but you now lose the ability to hear to compensate.

You have no idea how well that fits. You sir deserve a medal, no a golden statue dedicated to you. XD

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, one of them is yourself

I wish I was in hoenn so I wouldn't have to wait for ORAS

 

[Doormat]

Granted, you're now a video game sprite

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Still Probably Modio]

Granted, you're now a video game sprite

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but it radiates deadly gamma rays, murdering you and everyone in a 100ft radius once you land somewhere. Except for nazis because they're immune to that stuff now.

I wish for a turkey sandwich. Not too dry, not too moist. No horrible viruses or infections or anything that will cause a hazard to my health. Just a nice sandwich.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted, but then I eat it.
I wish for world peace.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you now lose the ability to hear to compensate.

You have no idea how well that fits. You sir deserve a medal, no a golden statue dedicated to you. XD

Thank you for the compliment. But anyway, back on-topic:

Granted, everything is frozen in time, thereby making the world peaceful.

I wish for magic powers cuz I'm still lazy.

 

[Still Probably Modio]

Granted, but you now lose the ability to hear to compensate.

You have no idea how well that fits. You sir deserve a medal, no a golden statue dedicated to you. XD

Thank you for the compliment. But anyway, back on-topic:

Granted, everything is frozen in time, thereby making the world peaceful.

I wish for magic powers cuz I'm still lazy.

Granted, but you are eaten by a hungry moose.

I wish I was a pie.

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, I eat you

I wish to become a hedgehog

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted, you live out your entire life alone because you will not let anyone get close to you.

I wish I was fabulous.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted. You are fabulous, darling, and everyone makes assumptions about your sexuality
I wish I had some uncorrupted chocolate