Corrupt a Wish v2

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, but you are allergic to chocolate

I wish I had some friends

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, you have two freinds and everyone else shuns you, driving you out of their city/town/whatever.

I wish I could function without sleep.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. People take advantage of it, and overwork you.

I wish my computer can run properly.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, your computer now runs flawlessly when it's completely shut down!

I wish my hair would just completely turn white already...

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted. it falls off the second it turns white.

I wish I would've met The JWittz while I was at Worlds.

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, he dies and you meet him dead.

I wish I could have the same Pachirisu that the World Champion has.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use it to the point of an opponent with a Dunsparse and a Stunfisk being able to beat you.

I wish could have gone to Worlds (and done well there.)

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted. However, you did so well, they accuse you of cheating and disqualify you. You are now banned from Worlds.

I wish I had a collection of cool headphones.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, they are all broken

I wish I have a malevolent army of obedient, powerful, genetically enhanced dinosaurs to overthrow modern society and eliminate any remaining iota of those who oppose my laws, decisions and orders

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but they eventually turn on you for ordering them to kill so many inocent people.

I wish for a a hundred dollars cuz I'm lazy yet again.

 

[Pokemon Gray]

Granted, but an overnight Depression reduces its worth to a nickel. And then someones mugs you for said nickel-equivalent.

I wish to become the ruler of the Galactic Empire and crush the petty Rebellion with my army of Stormtroopers who can now actually see out of their helmets and have a Death Star without a convenient hole leading straight to the very explosive core.

 

[Neo Blaze]

Granted, but the Death Star still has a self-destruct button that is accidentally activated when a Stormtrooper trips over its own feet.

I wish I had a teleporter that could take me anywhere in the world.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it dosen't let you go back and the first place it drops you is over an active volcano.

I wish I had a working portal gun.

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, but only works white-flat surfaces like in the actual game. Have fun with that

I wish for another wish

 

[Neo Blaze]

Granted (go on, wish ), but that wish will also be corrupted.

I wish for a genie that grants me any wish. ANY wish.

 

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Granted, after your wish the genie kills you.

I wish for David Tennant to be the Doctor again.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but in the last episode ever.

I wish the recent roster leak for Smash 4 was disproven somehow.

 

[Neo Blaze]

Granted, but the real full roster contains new characters you dislike even more.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted, but when you freeze time you freeze with it so your ability is rendered null

I wish for the new series of Sherlock would start next week

 

[Blahmon]

Granted and the new series will suck so much, you'll never want to watch it again

I wish Doctor Who's Tardis would magically appear in my living room