Corrupt a Wish v2

[Berrenta]

Granted. It turns out to be hijacked, and the driver who hijacked the TARDIS came in and stole everything you owned.

Speaking of Doctor Who, I wish I wasn't falling behind on the Doctor Who episodes.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, you now get to watch 3 new episodes you missed but those will be the only 3 episodes they play from this point on

I wish David Tennant played as Doctor Who again

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but in the last episode ever.

I wish for a copy of Wind Waker HD cuz I'm still lazy.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted, but it's pirate and pirates infect it and kill link
I wish Russell T Davies still wrote dr who

 

[Blahmon]

Awwww no fair, i don't wanna corrupt this wish because I'd wish for the same exact thing xD
......Granted but it will be to very last episode of Doctor Who in existence... Q_Q

I wish the Dalek would come and brain suck my mother

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it also brain-sucks you cuz I'm lazy.

I wish Matt Smith was the Doctor again (and that his episodes aren't the last episodes ever.)

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Unfortunately, a personal emergency prevents him from being The Doctor for more than one episode, forcing writers to adapt.

I wish the Hoenn remakes came out earlier.

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted, it's one second earlier C:

I wish I was a pie

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but since pies have no brain you lose all sence of consciousness.

I wish I was a bird cuz Wynaut?

 

[----]

Granted, you become a Wynaut with wings.

I wish I wrote something meaningful

 

[DJ iOmega]

granted, however, No one else understands what you wrote.

I wish someone would wish for Limewire.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted.

I wish for Limewire (whatever that is.)

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted. You download a virus off of it like I did about 4~ years ago and it ruins your computer just like my old one.

I wish that I could see event flags in real life.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you can no longer see real flags.

I wish for a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles for my birthday.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. The disc is scratched, preventing you from going beyond a certain point. Fun fact: That's what happened to me when I got my copy of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.

I wish people will stop asking for Ridley to be playable in Smash. (At first I was neutral about him being in this way, but this is irritating.)

 

[Qing'e]

Granted. They stop due to his being announced as DLC, but once it's released, start complaining about how he plays.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[Chibster]

Granted, because pickles.

I wish for a Wii U!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you will have no electricity for the rest of your life.

I wish for a working copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but it's a different type of working, meaning it spends all day working at its job and no time to be played.

I wish for a better squirrel Pokemon.

 

[Bladeheart111x]

Granted, but it has a catch rate of negative infinity

I wish I was a pokemon