Corrupt a Wish v2

[Lugia trainer]

Granted but you are unable to use any attacks.

I wish for a PS4

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you have to assemble it yourself.

I wish for a million dollars cuz I'm lazy.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Here's a book with the word "dollar" repeated a million times.

I wish Chuggaaconroy can recover from his illness.

 

[Bladeheart111x]

Granted, it gets transferred to you.

I wish I had an iPhone 6

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted. However, the minute you turn it on, all you're able to see is a troll face.

I wish I was Super Strong.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you were so strong, that the entire universe couldn't handle your weight, and thus you've ultimately caused the apocalypse by smashing the entire universe without even trying.

I wish I am a magical princess with a machine gun.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. The machine gun falls apart when you touch it. And you are not a real princess.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, I shall now freeze time itself. There, world peace.

I wish for a Zelda game built around the Command Mellody mechanic from Wind Waker.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted, but it's more glitchy than missingno.
I wish for some more earrings

 

[-Polaris-]

Granted, but they pierce your eyeballs.

I wish for more potatoes!

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It's poison.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, and I don't want dry turkeys for my sandwich.

 

[-Polaris-]

Granted, but you DO get dry turkeys.

I wish for Bruce Lee

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Granted, the turkeys are so moist the bread goes soggy.
I wish for an uncorrupted smash

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Smashes a vase belonging to ^.* Granted.

I wish there was another good non-glitchey Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game released in the west.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. But the data in the game is completely corrupted, and therefore cannot be played.

I wish for a nice clean battle in Last Poster Wins V.14.

 

[Wispy Willow]

That wish was corrupted before you even asked for it.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift into anything I want at will cuz Wynaut?.

 

[TrainerSplash]

Granted but you stay in that form forever and can't change into anything else after the first.

I wish Smash would come out sooner in america (3DS)

 

[Peeko]

Granted. It's released, and is even more glitchy than Big Rigs. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I wish that I became the President of the US.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but nobody will support you. Not even your cabinet members.

I wish Amazon will tell me what is wrong with my seller account so I can fix it right away. -.-

 

[Lugia trainer]

Granted. But you are no longer able to use amazon.

I wish my replica of the master sword was the real master sword