Corrupt a Wish v2

[Blahmon]

Granted but it will be as dull as a butter knife

I wish the miniature sword toothpicks that held finger sandwiches together were actually real swords

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but some crazy guy goes on a killing spree with them and one of his victims is you.

I wish for Celestial Brush powers.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted; unfortunately, you are unable to draw the right thing.

I wish the Smash 4 demo had a few more playable characters.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, the Smash 4 demo is never getting anywhere near you.

I wish :7

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but since I can't actually tell what it is you are wishing for you get nothing.

I wish for a Jirachi that grants an unlineted supply of uncorupted wishes.

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted, however, Jirachi becomes offended by your misspellings of the words "Unlimited" and "Uncorrupted" and deems you unworthy of its wishes.

I wish my feet wouldn't hurt so much after work.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, after work... you'll be completely numb from the neck down.

I wish ravens ruled the entire universe.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. They are now bent to destroy everyone that isn't a raven.

I wish this cough will go away.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you end up getting a different, far more dangerous disease.

I wish I have a battleship

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you have to give up everything else you own to pay for it.

I wish for a hundred bucks again.

 

[TrainerSplash]

granted, it bursts into flames when you put it in your hand/grab it.
I wish I had money for Smash

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You get the money when it's sold out everywhere and eShop is down for extended maintenance.

I wish I got my copy of Smash 4 right now...

 

[Blahmon]

Granted. You get your Smash 4 copy right now but the game has a mini time bomb in it and will self destruct the very moment it's turn on blowing up your game system and all.

I wish new game systems weren't so bloody expensive :/

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but the quality of games on them is so bad it makes Bubsy 3D look like Xenoblade Chronicles by comparison.

I wish for Celestial Brush powers again.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted, but you'll never be talented enough to use it.

I wish the aliens would come to my front door and take me far away from this crappy planet.

 

[Samtendo09]

Granted. You becomes then a victim of endless bullying acts...

I wish that GF makes game balance worse than ever.
(My thoughts of what's going on since Gen VI! Lol)

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It's the exact opposite to what you wish for.

I wish for an corruptible wish.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but I choose what you wish for.

I wish for a hundred bucks because laziness.

 

[Blahmon]

Granted... a stampede of One Hundred Wild Bucks runs you and your family over O_O

I wish my nose wasn't itchy...

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but your chin becomes permanently ichy insted.

I wish for a wish 'cuz I'm lazy again.