Corrupt a Wish v2

[italicizewafer]

Granted, you are buried in a massive mound of cookies and slowly suffocate to death.

But I only had 20 cookies.

Granted, but it turns in a PotatoChipOS and starts yelling paradoxes.

I wish for a pet Rayquaza

 

[henrymidfields]

Granted, but Rayquaza is so big, it gobbles you and your family up - not to mention the whole town.

I wish for a Pokémon plush doll.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but it's a life sized, and life weighted, Snorlax doll, which suddenly appears out of thin air and smooshes you.

I wish for faster Internet.

(PS: waterlubber, then just assume they were really, really big cookies.)

 

[henrymidfields]

Granted, but it's a life sized, and life weighted, Snorlax doll, which suddenly appears out of thin air and smooshes you.

I wish for faster Internet.

Holy ****, I'd never want that plush doll.

As for your fast internet, it's granted, except it's been run by a dictator who track your every move. As soon as you even enter a anti-government page, black shirts storms into your room and tortures you.

I wish I was a character in the Pokémon world.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you are a Luvdisc

I wish I am a ghost

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but it's a life sized, and life weighted, Snorlax doll, which suddenly appears out of thin air and smooshes you.

I wish for faster Internet.

Holy ****, I'd never want that plush doll.

That's kinda the point of this thread.

As for you, Homerun, your wish is granted. You are now a ghost. You cannot enter the afterlife and you cannot interact with the physical world. You are forever trapped in limbo.

I wish I had super vision.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but all you see is Garbediors for the rest of your life

I wish these dragons in my sig would obey me in real life
V

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, they obey your every command in real life, but they cannot exit your signature.

I wish for a herring.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, it was a red herring, which made it misleading.

I wish I lived in another dimension.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but it's the Distortion World without Giratina.

I wish for a banana.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but after you finish eating it, you trip on the peel that you callously disposed of, slip through a crack in the universe, and wind up in the Giratina less Distortion World with ^^.

I wish that I do not need to sleep.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but you slowly end up like these guys.

I wish I owned another box of mint oreos.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted you own another box of mint oreos...somewhere. You can't seem to find it, though.

I wish for infinite power!

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted, but the power is too great for you to handle and you die

I wish for more wishes

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish for a hamster

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted, but it quickly dies as soon as you get it

I wish for jetpacks

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, you receive several jetpacks, but on your first flight using one, you quickly lose control, crash, explode, and die.

I wish for wishes that cannot be corrupted.

 

[italicizewafer]

Sure. Your one wish is used on wishing for uncorruptable wishes, leading to 0 wishes.

Also, I had a hamster once but it died.
On my birthday...


I wish for infinte bacon

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But you're eating so much that you died from a full stomach

I wish I can't talk.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. *looks at calendar* Oh, look, you are asked to speak in the auditorium tonight! Have fun!

I wish I had a hamster that is alive and well when I receive it.