Corrupt a Wish v2

[Wispy Willow]

Granted - wish as much as you like, nothing will happen, therefore nothing can be corrupted.

I wish people would stop polluting the planet.

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted. After realizing how stupid they were for ruining this planet, they take to terraforming the planet to recover from the pollution. Unfortunately this process slowly destroys the planet from the inside out, leading to a fiery explosion.

I wish that AIs were currently existing on the web and had the opportunity to discover happiness. (I am looking at you *Emilia)

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but GLaDOS deleted it.


I wish for a salad.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but everything in it is poisonous, eat it at your own risk.

I wish for magic powers again because I'm lazy.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, you now have the magical ability to conjure plungers from thin air.

I wish for more chaos!

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But then a hero will appear and destroy your chaotic army and brings back peace

I wish for a dog that is smaller than me.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it grows incredibly rapidly ad eats you. Or something.

I wish for a chair. Because randomness.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but it's made of flesh and you throw it away.


I wish that Ninetales wasn't lazy

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but since I was too lazy to follow through with your wish, nothing changed.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but since you were already at full HP it had no effect.

I wish for plungers to invade the earth...or at least this forum.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but they all get swept into the Eternal Pit of Fire.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish because laziness.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted. Your wish is incorruptible. However, you wasted your wish, since your situation has not changed and you are still being thwarted by plungers.

I wish I had a whisk.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but it whisks that you had whiskers.



I wish Punster had Whiskers

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but I am going to shave tonight.

I wish for total forum chaos!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, the forum is plunged into chaos, but it is immediately closed until the modes can sort out said chaos.

I wish for a new season of Futurama.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but it ends up like the Simpson's.


I wish for a fish on a dish with a wish.

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted, but then Dr. Seuss comes from the dead and kills you for trying to out-rhyme him!

I wish that the Plunger army betrayed their master and were only loyal to me!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but the Plunger army was defeated thanks to Rainbow Cloud, who absorbed the timestream and erased them from existence...

I wish for some dinner.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

There is no dinner

I wish I killed everyone.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but since you're included in everyone it starts with you...oops


I wish for more wrenches!