Corrupt a Wish v2

[DJ iOmega]

Granted, however you only gain that willpower when doing tasks that are completely meaningless...

I wish I had my own Fanclub...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but they become very annoying and track you down stalk you to your home, and invade your privacy. Congratulations! You no longer have any private life!

I wish for the power of the species Q from the Star Trek franchise!

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You now have one AA battery. You didn't specify which power!



I wish for a baked halibut.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but I poisoned it, so if you eat it you die.

I wish for an axe. And that V doesn't simply attack me with it.

 

[AleksMTE]

Granted, but ^^ attacks you with it

I wish that "wish" didn't start with "W"

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It's now a DISH and people eat off it. You get the crumbs.

I wish for privacy.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted! You are constantly alone and the impending loneliness drives you insane and you now think you're the Queen of England!

I wish I had four legs, three cat legs and one human leg

 

[AleksMTE]

Granted, now you're an abomination!!!

I wish I was invisible

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but since no-one knows you're there, you get reeeeeeealy lonely. Oh, and you also lose the ability to speak for some reason.

I wish for super powers.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, you gain all of the useless Superpowers from the useless super power thread.

I wish for a smashing bow tie.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, it's so unbelievably cool you freeze to death.



I wish Jake Long, Kimpossible, Lilo and Stich, and the Replacements were back on Disney.

 

[AleksMTE]

Granted but they come back as Teen Sitcom

I wish that they cancelled all those Teen Sitcom at Disney Channel and Disney XD

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but they replace it with Season two jake long.


(Because Ampithetres are too OP, and Western Dragons? Bah!)


I wish that marketing departments knew what they were doing.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted. They know exactly what they are doing. Nothing changes.

I wish the Death Star had no weaknesses.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but Soak and Trick-or-Treat are still things.

I wish for super powers that don't originate from the Awesome-Useless Superpowers thread.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. Your power is to choose any power from the AUST.


I wish for infinite muffins.

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted. You drown in a literal sea of muffins

I wish the muffin man came to see this endless muffin-madness

 

[Pikochu]

Granted. The muffin man got confused with your request with cupcakes for some reason.

I wish I can easily pass all my classes for the rest of my undergrad career.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you get fired tomorrow.

I wish for pie.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But you're choked by it and now dead.

I wish my friend wasn't a Harem (Google it to find out)