Corrupt a Wish v2

[italicizewafer]

Granted, it's now something else.


I wish I had a turnip.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it's not a Dream Turnip.

I wish for a Dream Turnip.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, you only get it in your dreams.



I wish for a baked potato.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, now French Fries are no longer exist.

I wish nothing.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, the universe collapses in on itself, leaving nothing behind. Are you happy?

I wish for eternal happiness.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You are so unbelievably happy, this is you:


[Image of Book 4 h2g2 happy robot]


I wish I had an image for the above image slot.

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted. Here you go.

Spoiler

I wish someone would let me slap them in the face.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But another guy is getting furious over it and slap your face twice the pain.

I wish teddy bear wasn't that scary.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. NOW HE'S SCARIER. That's what you wanted, right?

I wish for seven potatoes.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but they give you food poisoning.

I wish for a main series Pokémon game with a region based on New Zealand.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, but other fans complained for not basing a Pokemon game from America.

I wish Pokemon were real

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but other fans complained for not basing a Pokemon game from America.

*Points out that they've already done that in Gen V*

Anyway... Granted, but they quickly overthrow humanity with thier various elemental powers.

I wish for a dollar because laziness.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You now have a sand dollar. Not the echinoderm, but a dollar literally made from sand.


I wish for a plastic cup filled with dihydrogen monoxide

 

[Pikochu]

Granted but the cup that DHMO is in is in lethal amounts that you must chug in one go.

I wish I can go to my apartment to pick up my forgotten lunch.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but your lunch is all moldy now


I wish that dad was in the cupboard winning the vending machine

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted, but he is now stuck and cannot give anyone the vending machine

I wish for the resurrection of Lord Dome

 

[indigohex]

Granted. But he's more evil than ever.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Coca-Cola Life.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You are now fat and have many disease from all the artificial crap they throw in.


I wish for a spud.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but the potato comes alive and tries to eat you


I wish for a teddy bear made out of $100 bills.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, since they are shredded, they are effectively worthless.


I wish for 1 kg of solid gold at 20° C to materialize one foot to the right of me (not maniacal engineer) , traveling 0 m/s with respect to Earth's rotation.