Corrupt a Wish v2

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but getting unhealthy becomes even easier.

I wish for a shiny Eevee. (been Dexnav chaining for hours and still no results D

 

[Snowy]

Granted but it only has 1 HP, and you can't increase the amount of HP no matter how much leveling, training or HP Ups you throw at it.

I wish there were no event exclusive legendaries.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but since Arceus kinda created the Pokémon universe apparently, Pokémon cease to exist. I bet you didn't expect that.

I wish for something unexpected.

 

[Snowy]

Arceus can be caught in Pokemon Z but you can only use a masterball to get him.

I wish Right will win the Up versus down thread.

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but then you realise you got left and right the wrong way round.

I wish that it wasn't raining.

 

[Snowy]

Granted... it's snowing.

I wish Pokemon was free.

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but then Game Freak don't get any money and stop making it.

I wish for cheese

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. A killer mouse then eats you.

I wish for a spork.

 

[Snowy]

I wish Ninetales was sane.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. I am sane compared to Maniacal Engineer, which is actually no where near sane at all.

I wish for insanity.

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but you go mad and fall off a cliff.

I wish for luck.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it's bad luck.

I wish for good luck upon myself.

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but it gets so good that you get fed up with it.

I wish for a kind, loving pet Meowth

 

[Pikochu]

Granted but then the Meowth gets into cat fights 24/7, thus ruining your place of residence.

I wish there is something to do in this town.

 

[Snowy]

Granted but then an evil gang of thugs known as Team Rocket take over and ruin it again.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted. Enjoy eating your last meal, before being sent to the electric chair!

I wish for an army worthy of Lord Dome, who would endlessly assist him in all of his conquests

 

[Snowy]

Granted but then they are defeated by a single hero.

I wish the sun didn't get up so early.

 

[Juzey]

Granted. It doesn't get up at all. The Earth is bathed in eternal darkness.
I wish the weather was more predictable.

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but it rains and snows forever.

I wish there was nice weather round here for a few days.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but afterwards it's a hurricane for eternity.

I wish I could convince a friend that Gligar is purple.