Corrupt a Wish v2

[Snowy]

Granted but then Gligar turns blue...

I wish for a bridge across the Indian Ocean from Perth.

 

[Peeko]

Granted, but the bridge collapses immediately, killing millions.

I wish that nobody would be able to corrupt this wish.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. However, somebody manages to corrupt it.

I wish everyone on Earth celebrated towel day.

 

[Snowy]

Granted. It's raining all over the world.

I wish waterlubber wasn't obsessed with towels.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. He is now obsessed with washclothes.


I wish everyone celebrated Washcloth day

 

[overlordreubs]

Granted, but they're all ants.

I wish there were no more towels or washcloths

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted. All towels and washcloths are word wide are replaced with giant, reusable napkins

I wish that Gamefreak had made distinctly different designs for Mega Latios and Mega Latias, instead of the almost identical ones they gave us.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You now have an ice cream cone and a donut.


I wish for a small cup of chocolate pudding

 

[Snowy]

granted. It's ten years out of date.

I wish I could learn a new move.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but the new move automatically erases all of your exp. You are now level one and in the middle of a battle against the Elite Four.

I wish I had all the lego's I wanted

 

[Snowy]

Granted... you are now stuck in your house, legos filling up every single space of your house and you can't move.

I wish for a million dollars.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but it's all in pennies. START COUNTING!

I wish I never got tired.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but since your never tired, you never sleep. Your body needs sleep to survive.

I wish I owned a mansion.

 

[Snowy]

You do but it was burnt by <'s fire blast ten years ago and is no longer livable.

I wish Bowser will win the new U v D

 

[Wispy Willow]

I wish I had all the Lego I wanted

Granted... you are now stuck in your house, Lego filling up every single space of your house and you can't move.

*fixed

Anyway... Granted, but he gets so wealthy from doing so that he stops being a Mario villian, thus preventing any future Mario titles, which forces Nintendo to go out of buisness... Or something.

I wish for a dollar again.

 

[Juzey]

Granted. You already have a dollar though, so nothing changes.

I wish grass was purple and orange striped.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, enjoy your time with A LOTS of complaint from Herbivores.

I wish everything's awesome

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You are now plastic. (or gummy)


I wish I had some of those.

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted. You eat the plastic and choke to death.

I wish that Gamefreak had made distinctly different designs for Mega Latios and Mega Latias, instead of the almost identical ones they gave us...
...Granted. You now have an ice cream cone and a donut.

I wish that I got to see the official artwork for those new Mega designs

 

[Snowy]

Granted... They look like crap.

I wish Nintendo never merged Pokemon and Digimon by giving pokemon the ability to digivolve.