Corrupt a Wish v2

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but there are so many Pokemon so your Pokedex is huge and you never finish the games.


I wish I had three dollars.

 

[Snowy]

Granted but they are Australian dollars, and not valid currency in the US.

Granted, but there are so many Pokemon so your Pokedex is huge and you never finish the games.

... So what's new?

Iwish completing the pokedex wasn't so frustrating.

 

[Enzap]

Granted, you can only catch Girafarig and everyone you face only uses Girafarig.

I wish I has a physical form.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. It's ugly, weak, and looks like [□□□□□□].

I wish for more unicode characters

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

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I wish for Mega Magikarp to be available to players in the next pokemon main series game

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but since Magikarp is not very good, the Mega one is even worse.


I wish I could invent my own Pokemon.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. It is so horribly received that Pokemon fans ostracize you.

I wish BIBAREL got a Mega

 

[BizarreEeveelution]

Granted. However, it is too powerful for you and easily kills you.

I wish that Lord Helix would be destroyed, so my lord, Dome, may rule the world unopposed!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granter, but the world is destroyed soon after, leaving you nothing to rule.

I wish for a replica of the Master Sword.

 

[Snowy]

Granted but it saps all your strength, leaving you unable to pick it up.

I wish i had a bike

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted.

Spoiler

I wish for a pet Snivy.

 

[Snowy]

Granted, it only knows Attract and can't learn anything else.

I wish BAG didn't post such a small image.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. BAG posts the image so frickin big, the browser forces you to uninstall it now.

I wish IE back then wasn't so bad.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but it is terribly bad--definitely the worst--now.

I wish I could sing.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted. You always sing a half-step out of key.


I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but the fish in question is still moving.

I wish for a replica Monado.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but it was taken from a famous person and he will sue you for everything you own (and win).

I wish I had a frisbee.

 

[italicizewafer]

Granted, but it has a small slice taken out of it.


I wish that [insert every waterlubber rant here] was fixed according to the ways described in said rant, in order to make my life happier

 

[progressforth]

Wish granted, except the world would become a violent dystopia.
I wish I had a pet squirrel who eats computers, but once they are digested he gives you a tardis.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but the Tardis disappears after 1 minute and the doors are locked so you can't get in.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.