Corrupt a Wish v2

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but now you have Pokemon X instead of Pokemon Y.

I wish for lots of money that cannot be stolen or taken from me by taxation or without my permission. (Very creative...)

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted. Its Monopoly money.


I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

 

[Poke.]

Granted. You now feel empty and hollow inside because no one can be as smart as you, so you eventually commit suicide.
I wish that I made a successful video game.

 

[progressforth]

Granted, except the game becomes so popular people begin marching up to your doorstep and begging for an update, or they'll tear your house down. When you update it, they complain that it ruined the game.

I don't want a wish.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted. Your wish is not granted.


I wish my ice cream cone had lasted longer *sigh*

 

[Poke.]

Granted. It now lasts until the end of time, and because of that, you can't eat it. You can't destroy it, or do pretty much anything to attempt to harm the ice cream.
I wish for a dollar. Just one US Dollar.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you waste it for a soda

I wish I had a Death Star

 

[Poke.]

Granted, you waste it for a soda

I wish I had a Death Star

Funny thing is, that was exactly what I wanted, so really, my wish WAS granted perfectly.

Granted. The Death Star explodes because your son shot it in its weak spot.

I wish there was a new Mega Man X game that was great.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, after that installment, another game came out, and that game was so bad, the entire Mega Man franchise ended up jumping the shark.

I wish I was a soap bar/toaster robot that shouts "HUZZAH!"

 

[progressforth]

You already are.

I wish I was better at proportions.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Granted. You are only very slightly better.

I wish Michaeloll would shut up about Daisy.

 

[progressforth]

(Good enough!)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nothing wished for, nothing granted.

I wish for a fully functional and fully operational unbreakable transporter that can instantly teleport me anywhere I want it to and back.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted but you can't control it.
I wish for a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space.(which is actually happening via an indie film, sadly)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, it's even worse than Foodfight and Sonic Boom Wii U

I wish the zombie apocalypse came to existence

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, however, a second after that happens, all of them disappear. You got your wish for 1 second.



I wish I had more amiibos.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Granted. They're all Peach amiibos.

I wish I were a mod.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted, but you have so many unruly people on your board that you can't keep up and get fired.



I wish I had a Roselina and Luna amiibo.

 

[Poke.]

Granted. You got a Rosalina Amiibo, and a Luma Amiibo, but not the Rosalina & Luma Amiibo.
I wish that I knew what video games to buy.

 

[Usagi-chan]

Granted. You buy the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic video game because you need to lean about friendship.

By the way, spellcheck automatically corrected Luma to Luna. It's really mean that way


I wish spellcheck wasn't so mean.