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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, now you'll be bothered by everything in your life.

I wish i could eat pizza everyday.
 
Granted. You eat so much pizza that you become horrendously overweight.


I wish Kirby was real.
 
Granted. And your cat is Fast & Furry-ous.

I wish nobody reply this wish.
 
Granted. You are reduced to being only able to wish for another wish and do nothing else for the rest of your now meaningless existence.

I wish I knew what Mr. Enter's 100th atrocity will be.
 
Granted, but the cat forces you to enter a contract for being a Magical Girl
I want Ponies (MLP kind) to be real
 
Granted. The fish in question just so happens to be a live blobfish.

I wish for world peace. Because laziness.
 
Granted, you now have a piece of whirled mousse cake.

I wish for the next poster to find and catch a wild shiny Pokémon without trying.
 
Granted, but i released it immediatey because i didn't like it's color :p

I wish we had a Kalos sequel instead of Sun and Moon this year.
 
Granted, but now Sun and Moon ARE the Kalos sequel!

I wish I knew what was up with that Slowpoke music video I've heard about...is it really that freaky?
 
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