Corrupt a Wish v2

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but it requires them to be a cyborg.

I wish this wish is uncorruptible.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted. On an unrelated note, a squirrel just pooped on your head from a high tree branch.

I wish I knew the meaning of tuna salad sandwiches.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted. However, its brainwashing everyone in the world.

I wish a squirrel just pooped on GamerZack87's head from a high tree branch.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but he was wearing his hat at the time.

I wish for a hundered Sawsbucks. Not particularly sure why, but that's besides the point.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted, but you have to raise them from 100 Deerling Eggs first.

I wish I knew why the thought of eggs makes me hungry...

 

[Icy Wind]

Granted, but now that you know why, you have to eat eggs until you get cholesterol.

I wish i had ice powers in real life.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but that does not mean you have control over said powers.

I wish for the ability of flight and to have total control over said ability.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, but that doesn't said you have a limitless powers.

I wish nothing.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. The universe has popped out of existance. Are you happy?

I wish for a good PokémonMystery Dungeon game on the 3DS/Wii U.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But with glitches.

I wish my wish doesn't get ruined.

 

[Icy Wind]

Granted, and to stop it from being ruined, it immediately stopped existing.

I wish i was the US's president.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, anyone can be a better president then Trump. I'm not even going to corrupt that one.

I wish for one NZ dollar.

 

[Icy Wind]

Granted, but i immediately turned it into a US dollar with my new president powers

I wish for an infinite supply of mushrooms from the mushroom kingdom.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but they are all poisonous.

I wish that this wish was not a wish... Wish.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted. In order to not be a wish, it turns into a universal fact, corrupting the laws of physics and negating gravity.

I wish I was a kitten.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. You are now unable to communicate (at least verbally) with humans and any who had known you before will be unable to recognise you.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a mouse.

I wish the Pokemon dub hurried up with the next XYZ episode.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it doesn't come to your country until two years later.

I wish for the below poster to obtain an object of fairly small monetary value.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but I ended up selling it for a much larger value.

I wish for a world without any bigotry whatsoever.

(By the way, I prefer the English dub over the local dub. As long as I can watch it in English, I won't mind how long it takes to make a local dub.)

 

[NoirGrimoir]

Granted, all the human beings on the earth have vanished into thin air.

I wish I had some chocolate.