Corrupt a Wish v2

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but they literally got shot after answering it.

I wish I had the Trace ability.

 

[Wispy Willow]

You already have the ability to copy the shape of something by laying a semi-transparent piece of paper over it and drawing said object on the aforementioned peice of paper. Therefore, my work is done.

I wish this wish has no effect.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. But time was wasted.

I wish death slaughters everyone except me and my dog.

 

[SobriquetP]

Granted, since everyone else is dead you have way too much time with no one to talk to... Out of loneliness you marry your dog.

I wish I was Zuul.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but I don't know what I can corrupt on that wish.

I wish I corrupted the wish above.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, but all wishes are now corrupted, including the pre-corrupted ones, giving everyone exactly what they wished for.

I wish I was god emperor of the world

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but everyone else is against you.

I wish for a wish that's already corrupted.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted, but suddenly it became as pure as a newborn kitten. A literal newborn kitten who scratches hard, but he doesn't do it on purpose as he's pure.

I wish I can read a textbook just by touching it.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but touching a book can also break it, so you cannot read it again.

I wish that Anime is real. Undertale anyone?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. *Points at various anime where very bad things happen to ordinary mortals. Parasyte, for example.* My job is done.

I wish for the ability to understand and speak every language fluently.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but you need to give up your physical form for that.

I wish I was an Arceus.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you must first work your way up the Base Stat Total Chain, starting as a Sunkern. Or something.

I wish I understood that corruption I just made.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You don't know nothing about corrupting wishes, while everyone else does.

I wish for a quadrillion dollars.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but there is no way you can store it.

I wish I was a Mew.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted, but you became a MewOneandAHalf instead.

I wish I had my own theme park

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it quickly receives a world record no theme park would ever want - Most Accidents in a Month after Opening.

I wish I was a moderator on BulbaGarden Forums.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you get banned because you abused your abilities

I wish I am a robot

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but you broke after you got wet in the rain.

I wish for butterscotch pie.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but it's fake and now you are landing in jail.

I wish for a Focus Sash.