Corrupt a Wish v2

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted, but they're all Clefairy clones.

I wish for a delicious meal.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted but it is only one bite size.

I wish I was a person above the threshold of being able to be called any derogatory remark with solid proof.

 

[Kirby4ever]

The wish never happens since it killed the thread.

I wish that the entire world turned pink.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, now you're colorblind and you perceive all colors as some shade of pink.

I wish Kirby4ever actually corrupted my wish.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but we will never know the result of siad corruption.

I wish for the letter d. Feel free to interperate that how you wish.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, you just said 'd'.

I wish the webcomics I read didn't preemptively update.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, the webcomics suddenly ended up in a long hiatus.

I wish I was immune to wish corruptions.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but then this this thread and your wish cease to exist.

I wish I had a Hydreigon.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but it is impossible to take it out of the daycare it is currently in.

 

[Max1996]

ERROR 404: Wish not found.

I wish I was a computer genius.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted, but you are literally a computer now. No more doing fun human stuff.

I wish summer would end already.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted, summer went into autumn, autumn went into winter, winter went into spring, spring went into summer, summer went back into winter, then winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight into autumn.

I wish for a jelly-filled rice ball.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but 4kids stole that.

I wish for a Dead Ringer item in TF2.

 

[Gengarzilla]

Granted, it's a little skeleton with a bell for a head.

Here's something for y'all. I wish for Ash's Kalos League battle against Alain to end in a draw.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but they immediately rematch and one of them wins.

I wish I would stop forgetting to put my wish down.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you now gain some infraction points for each time you have done so in the past due to the pointless post rule.

I wish the below user obtained one dollar from someone other then me.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but suddenly, a dollar disappeared from your wallet.

I wish I had every Pokemon game there is.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted, but they're all bootlegs.

I wish I had a pet parrot that could make me laugh by cursing.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the parrot scream talks all over the house and talks in a very foul language, insulating you, your family, your friends, and everyone that comes into the house, and it will never shut up.

I wish that I have a life size Buneary plush.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but now everyone that sees it thinks less of you.

I wish this wish was to cancel out the corruption of this wish.