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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, you corrupt your own wish, so you can't corrupt anything anymore... or something.


I wish I had understood Chidamari's username earlier!
 
Granted, but there is a different reason for the name.

I wish that I had the money to buy xenoblade right now.
 
Granted, the snow falls an inch per second though. Enjoy getting snowed in in seconds!

I wish the people chida made rob me gave me my money for xenoblade.
 
Granted, but than someone steals the money from you.


I wish I was done with my stupid math class.
 
Granted, exam time!

I wish people stopped complaining about the Fairy type. It's been nearly three years now...
 
Granted, but now everyones complaining that their isn't enough fairy types.
 
Granted, but they have a blood filling.

I wish for Pokemon Go to be on Windows Phone.
 
Granted, but your phone automatically blows up when you open the app.

I wish I had more ice cream.
 
Granted, but it is a flavor so bad you throw up upon tasting it.

I wish something would notify me when I was about to forget my wish.
 
Granted. Everyone except you gets notified when you forget your wish.

I wish for a sane President of the United States come November.
 
Granted, now you have sane president in November 2989.

I wish for being able to teleport.
 
Granted. And when your teleportation used, you'll be disappeared from the world...

...Forever.

I wish money falls for everyone with poison so every person dies after touching it except me. That's why it's a Cold Hard Cash.
 
Granted, but since everyone is dead, then you don't have anything to spend the money on.


I wish it would stop thunder-storming.
 
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