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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, the guy next to you gets crushed by a bell.

I wish for a good Dark/Fairy type in Gen VII.
 
Granted, it eats you. Apparently PokéPuffs aren't enough after all.

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.
 
Granted, but in response to said change in blood colour, the colour that triggers an fearful subconcious reaction in humans has changed with it. I'm not sure what that really means for society as a whole, but that's a thing.

I wish for a pie.
 
Granted 3.142857142857142857142857142857142857........

I wish math was hard.
 
Granted. You just made it impossible even for the most accomplished mathematicians and physicists out there, so now humanity reverts back to being cavepeople, eating nothing but nuts, bugs, and berries with social grooming being a thing again.

I wish I could get a raise in my paycheck.
 
Granted. *Teleports ^ beneath the soil of some Hawiian island*

I wish chair. Interpret that how you will. It shall amuse me.
 
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