Corrupt a Wish v2

[ArvAl]

Granted, now enjoy the eternal dreaming where you never wish to get out from the dreams.

I wish 2+2 = 5

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, people's IQs drop and basic math just became confusing.

I wish that Valve can finally count to 3.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but for all of eternity, they can't count to 4.

I wish for every Unusual in existence.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but someone hacked your Steam account, deleting your weapons, hats, and your hard-earned stuff.

I wish for a guitar.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, with no strings attached (See what I did there?)

I wish Half Life 3 got released.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it's a horrible game due to being rushed.

I wish I had a real-life Sylveon.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for $5 to remove my Steam account limitations.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, made of wooden papers and pen handwriting,

A.k.a. Fake $5.

I wish Earth has nobody.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but no one is left, including you.

I wish for a self-driving car.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted; it gains sentience and betrays you by crashing into you head on

I wish I can create kaiju

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, you just scared yourself.

I wish for some Mad Milk.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but you soon find a dead cow.

I wish to meet Junichi Masuda.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but due to language barriers, you are unable to understand eachother.

I wish for goat. Interperate that how you will but at least be creative unlike the last time.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted. *throws a dead Toriel*

I wish for a wish.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but that wish is given to the next poster (which happens to be me) since that's the way this threda works.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, it's a fake dollar.

I wish for a brand new iPhone.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, with only 1GB storage.

I wish computers are gone.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. We still have our phones and tablets for internet fun!

I wish I were the pet of a millionaire.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but he doesn't treat you as highly as you'd want.

I wish to meet Crush 40.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted. I refuse to corrupt such a wish. Crush 40 Rulez.

I wish for doritos.