Corrupt a Wish v2

[RagnorokX]

Granted.

I wish that this wish didn't get corrupted, therby nulling the corruption of my other wish meaning its null, so I can corrupt his wish, so all of the Pokemon plushies are living and unstoppable monsters who want to kill you and everyone you love.

 

[Max1996]

Grante--ERROR: Too complicated to grant.

I wish for the next poster to make a simple wish.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but you won't like it.

I wish for Max to understand all of the text is the result of the wish, not the wish, so you have to grant it, therefore all that happened again.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, Max no longer understands all of the past wishes and future wishes on this thread.

I wish that I can find a good spot for my new Pokemon plush.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but all your other plushes are in terrible places with no good place to put them.

 

[Kharixi]

I wish Ragnorok came up with a wish.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but now you're doomed to "forget" one in the near future.

I wish I never forget to make wishes.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, you forget to corrupt them now.

I wish for a giant Lopunny.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. It steps on you by accident.

I wish for a giant Sceptile and a giant Greninja.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. They refuse to listen to your commands because they can't hear you from how gigantic they are.

I wish for a giant Lopunny that won't step on me.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. It trips and falls on you.

I wish for a realistic-looking Sceptile plushie

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. You shudder in horror at its utter realisticness. Then it explodes.

I wish for a detachable gun like Mega Man's.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you attached it wrongly, causing it to hit you when fired.

I wish for a brand new wallet.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but you lost all the money in your old one.

I wish for an absol.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. It goes on a rampage.

I wish for a Greninja.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted. It drowns.

I wish for a pleasant thing that lives up to my expectations, will not cause any damage to me or anybody else, and won't disrupt me in anyway.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. You can't find it.

I wish that I could appear on Jeopardy!.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its just for a cameo.
Btw, it didn't live up to my expectations if I couldn't find it.
I wish I was psychic.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, you can read everyone's thoughts and some thoughts aren't meant to be heard and you will never be the same again.

I wish for a cute Togepi plush.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, its so cute you die from cuteness.

I wish for a wish.