Corrupt a Wish v2

[Lunaris]

Your wish is granted. You just intercepted a nearby wish that a little girl made wanting a Goldfish for her birthday. Now you have a goldfish, without a tank.


I wish for a vacation.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, your vacation is to the bottom of the ocean. Without scuba gear.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but moldy cheese was used for it.

I wish for a life-sized Lapras plushie.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. You can't lift it up, since it's also as heavy as a real Lapras.

I wish for a Gardevoir maid.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted, but she ran away to become a Wild.

I wish for an NX.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. It is rushed and doesn't work at all.

I wish for a Regigigas.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but it squishes you right away.

I wish for the corruption of this wish that the corruption to be that it is given to someone else.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, I think?...

I wish I could fly.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted, only for 0.1 seconds at a time.

I wish for a new theme (as in avatar and related).

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its for something you hate with a passion.

I wish to be a wizard.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, you're turned into this dude.

Spoiler

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I wish for my own custom Pokémon game.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it's horribly glitched.

I wish for a Mega Sceptile.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. Instead of a Mega Evolution, it's mega-sized and stomps you to death.

I wish for inspiration.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted, for bad ideas.

I wish for a sunny day. (Actually I prefer rain, but)

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. Later that day, you were hit with a Flamethrower which killed you thanks to the extra power.

I wish for a waiter.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. His customer service skills are horrible.

I wish for a brand new PC.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, you get a computer that was advertised as new, but it's only runs on a Windows 95 engine and only has a small amount of memory and can't play games and videos on the internet, everything is glitchy and weird.

I wish for a full moon.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. Prepare to be eaten. Howwwwl!

I wish for swag.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its swag of 10 years ago.

I wish my body would let me get some sleep.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish for a brand new wallet.