Corrupt a Wish v2

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, there's more Alolain forms of past Pokemon and they're all ugly and their stats and typing are terrible.

I wish for a giant cheese cake.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. You die after one bite.

I wish for immortality.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but you also gain immobility.

I wish that I could download any music I want, complete with album art and correct track information.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you downloaded it from a pirating site, broke the law and are punished accordingly.

I wish for diplomatic immunity.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you turn corrupt.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you've just used it in the last post.

I wish for a fresh food item of my choice that won't damage me in any way should I comsume it.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat anything after consumption of that fresh food item.

I wish for the best chocolate in the world.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, I already ate it. *munching*

I wish for Webmaster status.
lol

 

[Wispy Willow]

I can't grant that wish, that would lead to the destruction of the universe (or Bulbagarden at least). Instead, have a cookie.

I wish for a cookie (the food kind).

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. The cookie of your choice has manifested itself in your toilet.

I wish that I could record video of my dreams.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. Everyone sees your most embarrassing dream(s).

I wish for the next Pokémon game to be the best and the last.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but a mob of angry fans (including me) painfully kill you for ending the franchise, before you can even play the new game.

I wish for a working submarine.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but Team Aqua steals it and they managed to expand the waters with it.

I wish for a notebook that makes anything I write real.
guess the reference

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but the first thing written in it is everyone dying simultaneously.
No, I don't.

I wish to get the above reference.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, you can no longer answer correctly in the Guess That Reference thread.

I wish that my next wishes will be uncorruptable, including this one.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but then everything else ceased to be physically possible, including the existence of Earth.

I wish for an explanation of the earlier reference.
Not kidding. I really don't know.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the reference never comes since I don't get it as well.

I wish that Christmas music plays all the time on all radio stations.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but Christmas never comes.

I wish that I could shut off my ears, like a cicada.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you're permanently deaf.

I wish for perfect eyesight.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, your eye sight became so perfect that as soon as you walk outside on a bright sunny day, you quickly become blind.

I wish for a super yummy non-sweet pink cupcake.