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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, they won't light, and thus are unusable.

I wish for a pie made with pizza; a pizza pie in the literal sense of the phrase.
 
Granted, it's from a cow that is extremely sick and it has been poisoned many times, and it makes you sick of mad cow disease and E coli.

I wish that my left ear is not deaf.
 
Granted, the bonfire burns down your house and the other houses next to it.

I wash that the Sims 3 isn't buggy.
 
Granted, it gets a price once after you eat it, and you need to pay me. You are short 1 cent to pay it.

I wish that people no longer adds a K at Gardevoir's Japanese name (Sirnight)
 
Granted, you get the digital veriety of cookie from Oreo's website.

I wish that I didn't cause my ears to bleed when I try to sing.
 
Granted, you get all of the updated and latest news update from all over the world. Including the ones you care less about, don't want to know about, ones in different language, and the news that seems like they're "real" news, but are fake news, you'll also get the news of all of the bad things in your life and the time and the way you'll die. There's no way to get them out of your head.

I wish that I have something super cheesy.
 
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