Corrupt a Wish v2

[Time Breaker]

Granted. You become corrupted instead.

I wish for an obscure reference that I actually get.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted,

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I wish that I have a mountain of cheese.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, it was already eaten by mice.

I wish for a dollar everytime I breathe in and out.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you get mugged the very next day.

I wish for a real pistol.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, it is alive and shoots your head.

I wish for eternal happiness.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. You're always happy, even when that's the most inappropriate thing.
Did I spell that right?

I wish for a dictionary.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but it's for a foreign language you don't understand.

I wish that all it takes to fully recover from sickness is a little cup of water.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted. Its effects only apply once, and your illness returns the following day.

Did I spell that right?

Yep.

I wish to instantly learn a foreign language.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish to live in the Pokemon World.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You are now a Dunsparce in the Pokémon world.

I wish to watch Gravity Falls from the first episode.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted, it's recorded offscreen, barely visible, and you can't hear it.

I wish for a delicious cheese pizza that hasn't been eaten or licked at all.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it gives you a serious stomachache.

I wish for a cure for diarrhea to exist.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but any other disease no longer has a cure.

I wish that Pokémon Stars is real.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted. It's on Nintendo's console after the Switch and costs four times as much as typical new releases do now.

I wish for a giant, empty vault of storage that isn't locked.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it locks when you take a look inside of it.

I wish for immunity from the police.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but the army comes after you instead.

I wish for an incorruptible pizza.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, you get corrupted instead.

I wish that players should stop asking Legendaries for useless Pokemon in the GTS.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted. They begin requesting near-useless Pokémon.

I wish that Shinies would cease their existence.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but to restore the balance of the universe, you become a vivid green color.

I wish Mow Rotom could learn Rototiller.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, all other Rotom forms now have useless movesets.

I wish for a solution to 0 divided by 0.