Corrupt a Wish v2

[MegaPod]

Granted. It's 7. Because now, everything in math equals 7.

I wish that my mouth was never dry.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It is so dry that liquids dry up by the time it enters your mouth.

I wish for world peace.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but aliens are now the world's enemy, even if all people has peace. People are now warring on who to attack, breaking the peace.

I wish that BMGF gets a new and better theme.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It's an 8-bit theme.

I wish for a win in Last Poster Wins.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, LPW no longer exists after your win.

I wish for telepathy.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. Everyone except you can use it.

I wish that I could freeze time.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, you literally freeze as well, and there is no way to thaw you out.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted. You proceed to fuse with a mortal being, resulting in instability in your immortality, causing your body to slowly break down.

I wish for a magic wand with extremely useful but equally safe powers.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you have to follow a lot of rules when using it, greatly limiting its use.

I wish for a Pokemon with Battle Bond.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it's a magicarp that only knows splash and it's at level 100 and can't learn any moves.

I wish for a super fluffy pillow.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You suffocate in it.

I wish for longer battery life for my phone.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but your phone becomes super slow when loading apps.

I wish for new clothes.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. It's the Emperor's New Clothes (and we all know what it is).

I wish for a chance to think of my wish that I don't want to see corrupted.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but by the time you think of it someone else has posted.

I wish for the ability to control time and space.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you accidentally wipe yourself from existence.

I wish I'm immune to any disease.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but someone strangles you Mikan-style the next day.

I wish that I can achieve Synchro with my Pokemon.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but the pain from taking attacks is too much to handle.

I wish I never felt any kind of pain.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, you become numb and you can't feel anything anymore.

I wish I can get a shiny Pokemon in Pokemon Sun.

 

[Gengarzilla]

Granted. It's a Sunkern.

I wish the next pseudo-legendary Pokémon isn't another Dragon type.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the pseudo-legendary Pokemon looks like a dragon, but it's not a dragon type, and as soon as you see it, you start forever thinking that it's a dragon type even though it's not.
Would it be funny if that kind of Pokemon exists in generation 8 in 3-4 years from now? XD

I wish that I have a pink computer.