Corrupt a Wish v2

[Time Breaker]

Granted. It's non-functional, and has far too many scratches and dents to make out the pink color.

I wish for a trainer card.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, it's fake and you are arrested for counterfeit Trainer Cards.
lol

I wish for immunity to any corruption (wish corruptions, me being corrupted, etc.)

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, I shall grant protection from corruption upon thee... until the next time you post in this thread, that is.

I wish for life. Interpret that how you will.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. Fungi begin thriving on every crevice of your body. Interpret that how you will.

I wish for a pet from the Mario franchise.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, you get Chain Chop as a pet, it quickly goes after you and eats you because it's running loose.

I wish that there's snow on Christmas.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but you can't play with any electronic presents because the power goes out.

I wish that Christmas was tomorrow already.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, Christmas comes so quickly that you weren't even ready for it.

I wish that there's more new Pokemon in Sun and Moon then what we have now.

 

[Time Breaker]

Granted. They have uninspired and (somehow) objectively bad designs, and are unobtainable in the first place.

I wish that Breath of the Wild would no longer be delayed, and that it would be a complete, functioning game at release.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Breath of the Wild gets rushed as they try to release it before 2016 ends and the game's graphics ends up being terrible, the game is really buddy, lags all the time, and it crashes so much that it's unplayable.

I wish that Pokebank starts working for Sun and Moon before 2016 ends.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. Pokebank serves with a plenty server errors.

I wish Santa gives present to naughty kids.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, only kids with a Naughty Nature get presents from now until hereafter.

I wish all our dreams will come true. Or something.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Everyone's dream came true, everyone and the planet dies in the process.

I wish that everyone on Fan Fiction is more creative then having to see journey fictions with the same plot over and over again.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, the Writer's Workshop section in the forums becomes a victim of this instead.

I wish for someone to post.

 

[ArvAl]

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I wish I let the pigs fly.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, everything that will happen when pigs fly will become real, including the end of the world.

I wish for a New Nintendo 3DS XL.

 

[Caprizant]

Granted! You get a New 3DS XL which has been blended into dust. I don't think it works.

I wish for... a single M&M candy. :B

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. It's poisoned. Laziness FTW!

I wish laziness was an Olympic sport.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, it causes a paradox, nuking the whole universe.

I wish for Nebby to get in the bag for real.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but now Nebby will Nebber come out again. Until it's ready to keel you.

I wish for total world peace.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but the human race goes extinct.

I want a pet tyrannosaurus.