Corrupt a Wish v2

[Max1996]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for a friendly Hydreigon.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, its stats, EVs, and IVs suck. Its moveset is just the Splash move, and even the Move Deleter cannot remove it.

I wish for programming skills.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. However, a large EMP hits the Earth, rendering all computers useless.

I wish for a figurine of Kamella from Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it's a super ugly horrible bootleg that is covered in led, you can't return it.

I wish for a shiny Pichu.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, its IVs suck and can only learn Splash.

I wish for more ideas for F&G games.

 

[RTLfan]

Granted. They're all bad ideas though.

I wish I inherited a few million dollars.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, said money happend to belong to a Nigerian prince... and you shoudl know how well that usually goes.

I wish for something mundane. Interpret that how you will.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. Your completely mundane and harmless object satisfies you, until everyone in your life judges you for wasting your wish on it.

I wish for a Dhelmise Pokémon card.

 

[~Smugleaf~]

Granted, but it's a knock-off that features shoddy artwork, loads of engrish, and is totally useless.

I wish for a dragon that controls lightning.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, the dragon electrocutes you.

I wish for a Jirachi so I can wish without a corruption.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, you get "Jirachi" and it kills you when you make a wish.

I wish that I'm not lazy in Minecraft.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. A creeper comes to blow up that fortress you spent hours non-lazily working on.

I wish for the ultimate wish.

 

[Kirby4ever]

That ultimate wish turns out to be a rotten egg sitting half way out of a rotting dead chicken.

I wish that spring comes a month earlier.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but it will cause a paradox on spring happening a month even if the Earth's tilt still makes the northern hemisphere farther from the sun, causing the solar system to explode.

I wish for Minecraft being cheaper.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but only corrupted versions of it are sold at the cheaper price.

I wish for my hands to be cured of their ailment.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Your hands are cured, they are now dead and rotting.

I wish for all of the cheese in the world.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. It's all limburger.

I wish I can sail the seven seas.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, your boat sinks as soon as it goes 100 feet.

I wish that people will stop destroying the environment.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but we all vanish from existence after doing our job.

I wish that everything should be free.

 

[Durbe]

Granted, but society becomes a lawless wasteland.

I wish for the ultimate game.