Corrupt a Wish v2

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the game is broken.

I wish that phone isn't stupid.

 

[JustJeff]

Granted! Its just missing a headphone jack.

 

[PkmnTrainerV]

No Wish? So... You did not wish anything so I give you everything to corrupt it!

I wish for a non-faulty New 3DS XL which I can never drop, or spill anything. Also, it should be immune to all sorts of damage.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you have to sell literally everything you have in order to afford it.

I wish for a real-life Greninja.

 

[Durbe]

Granted, but it's weak to fire.

I wish for the ability to control power ups at will.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Everyone controls you while you have the ability to control power ups.

I wish for all the power in the universe to be in my hands.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, Dialga and Palkia finds you and kills you.

I wish that all bad people that ever lived and is currently alive no longer exists.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but all of humanity has been wiped out.

I wish for a personal plane.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it's a toy plane that is impossible to control crashes into a neighbor's house while the neighbor is watching and he sues you.

I wish for a palm tree growing on my front yard. (They can't grow where I live)

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it falls on your house after a week.

I wish for a hug with a Hydreigon.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it eats you because it was hungry.

I wish for a ton of pink flowers.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but they're a kind you're allergic to.

I wish I could understand Pokemon language.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you lose the ability to understand human languages.

I wish the below user got to visit a fictional realm of their choice.

 

[Durbe]

Granted, but they get chased by zombies in each world.

I wish for everything to be a paradox.

 

[indigohex]

Granted, but wish is not granted.

I wish to understand all Martian languages.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. Mars has no languages due to being void of intelligent life, and you lose all knowledge you have of existing non-Martian languages.

I wish that I could put all my ideas for my cartoon out on paper.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but everyone rejects it in an instant.

I wish I had a Persona.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, but the persona is horrible and ugly.

I wish that my dog is a puppy again.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but it has to be done by turning back time.

I wish to be a real Greninja.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You become Ash's Greninja, stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop of the day you lost the Kalos league.

I wish to excel at making apple rhubarb pie.