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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. But after one week of dealing with humanity, you promptly wish it away so you can spend the rest of your life sobbing in a corner over how terrible humans are.

I wish humanity was worthy of faith.
 
Granted, but you are encased in a glass box in a freak exhibit and starve to death, making you lose it yet again.

I wish Pokecharms never existed/shut down.
 
you get it, but peta gets mad and ruins your reputation and you never work in that town again.

i wish lord helix would cuddle me on a dark stormy night.
 
Granted. It's bootleg, so made with food dye and hotdog water.

I wish to become a god.
 
Granted, everyone hates you.

I wish that the sun will live forever and it never dies.
 
Granted, but it moves somewhere very far away or very close to our planet.

I wish I was a Ditto.
 
Granted, people put you at a Pokemon daycare and then leaves you there to forever breed with random Pokemon.

I wish that Futurama was never canceled and continues having new episodes.
 
Granted, but it is so bad that you cringe when you try to watch it.

I wish I was good at art.
 
you do, and then you get all your jokes stolen and now everyone thinks your reciting the thief's jokes.

i wish i could make music.
 
Granted, but nobody likes it and you get hate mail.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
 
Granted. Everything but you is frozen forever.

I wish for a paradox that doesn't make the universe implode.
 
Granted, you are literally cool, not “Cool” like how the youngstahs use it.

I wish I won the Mega Millions.
 
Granted. Since they're now see-through, everyone can diagnose how stuffed your nose is at a glance.

I wish someone I hate would get twice the horror of every corruption done so far.
 
Granted, all of the corruption that has been done so far become the opposite and not the person you hate is the richest and luckiest person there is, and is also immortal.

I wish that my house turns pink inside and out.
 
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