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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, you kill yourself because you you continue to hate yourself.

I wish that I have a cute adorable kitten.
 
Granted, but every time you stare at it’s eyes you turn into a Midnight Lycanroc.

I wish my Pokemon’s moves never missed.
 
Granted! And then the Mafia Godfather knocks on your door to ask about his stolen pantry...

I wish chain chomps existed.
 
Granted, but the rest of the universe is brain dead. Due to lost connection.
I wish that there was less chaos.
 
Granted. Everything becomes the same like in the book The Giver.

I wish I had stuff to do.
 
Granted! You are now the architect for the Death Star. And its replacements. Plenty of stuff to do!

I wish I had my own Death Star. Only, with a grill-covered exhaust port.
 
Granted, but now you are stuck in the Mushroom Kingdom for eternity.
I wish I had a tail, (as in saiyan tail from dbz).
 
Granted, but a Midnight Lycanroc mask is welded to your face and all you can say is "Lycan subscribe!”

I wish people liked my puns(And ME’s as well.)
 
Granted. You have no idea how to use it.

I wish to die and be reborn as a Ghost type. (that is never caught.)
 
Granted. You're the ghost woman in Planscape: Torment.

I wish to become immortal like the Changing God in Torment: Tides of Numenera.
 
Granted. But you don't know anything else as a result.

I wish to regain my sanity as a result of me changing my avatar.
 
Granted, but then you discover she is having an affair with your best friend.

I wish I could eat some pizza
 
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