Corrupt a Wish v2

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted, but for some reason they come back.

I wish money would fall from the sky

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted. The constant impact from quarters dropping from the sky kills millions and goes down in history as one of the worst natural disasters humanity has ever faced.

I wish money were not literally actually worth less than the paper it's printed on.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. The government has a recall and we're all poor, again.

I wish reality TV would just die off already.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. Upon dying, the Kardashians come to your neighborhood just to say hello.

I wish I don't need to go to school.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted. But in the zombie-infested post-apocalypse you are teleported to, you really wish school was the worst of your problems.

I wish for a ring of wishes that has every wish automatically grant me more wishes.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. Your first wish is to get eaten by a Guzzlord

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Everyone wishes for your wish to get corrupted.

I wish the next poster pours cocktail onions down their pants.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. But it's not cocktail onions. It's just water.

I wish that the person who started this thread would corrupt everyone's wishes.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Only your wish is corrupted.

I wish to be the ruler of the universe.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, every single race and immortal hates you and wants to kill you.

I wish that I have a garden of sunflowers.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. They all explode from too much UV exposure, making them un-sunflowers.

I wish I was blissfully unaware of my surroundings.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. You were so unaware that a Guzzlord came and ate you.

I wish I can create illusions.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but your friends will no longer know which of you is real, and they leave you.

I wish for the ability to communicate telepathically through time and space.

 

[Derpghost]

Granted. You are blind, deaf, and paralyzed. At least you can speak!

I wish to be able to fly.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted..... until you fall into the mouth of a Guzzlord

I wish every user on this site was active 24/7

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted. Everyone dies from dehydration five minutes before the servers explode from overuse.

I wish the above about servers exploding wasn't actually possible.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. Instead of exploding, a Guzzlord ate them.

I wish for a wish

 

[Caprizant]

Granted. You just wished your wish away. You get nothing else. :B

I wish for a castle!

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. A Guzzlord eats it!

I wish my parents weren't annoying.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted! A Guzzlord ate them.

I wish the Guzzlord would stop eating.