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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, you soon get bored and got nothing to do. Since you can't go get all of your stuff back and you're too young to get a home and a job, you have to live on the streets.

I wish that people stop complaining about things that doesn't even matter.
 
Granted. But since only your next wishes can be uncorruptable, this one gets corrupted, making it so that your next wishes are actually corruptable as well. While trying to rectify this paradox, the wish implodes and creates a black hole that swallows all. Oops.

I wish for it to be exactly 81 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow.
 
Granted. The genie can't understand you because he only knows Celsius, and decides to make the temperature 81 degrees Celsius (which is hot af)

I wish for unlimited data!
 
Granted, your phone dies with so much data and the phone bill is so expensive that Bill Gates can't even afford it. (Keep in mind, Bill Gates is a billionaire.)

I wish I didn't give away one of my Gameboy Advance games that is super cute 13 years ago.
 
Granted, you never vomit, even when you feel like throwing up, you can't.

I wish that I have a shiny Pachirisu.
 
Granted. It has feathers! (btw do u like feathered dinosaurs?)

I wish for a satellite that would let anyone access the internet anytime, anywhere!
 
Granted, it later got slow because all the 7.2B people are using it

I wish to find a celebi. On the grass
 
granted, a lot ofthre's a lot of editing on the screen that people think you wanna be dank


i wish everyone on this forum had a pokemon deludge account
 
Granted, the pie is old and moldy, and you're forced to eat it in one sitting nonstop.

I wish that the moon starts dancing.
 
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