Corrupt a Wish v2

[Vulpix037]

Granted, but I've eaten it.

I wish for... Er... What did I wish for again?

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

granted. you wished to die

i wish for a wish

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted, but you just used it up.

I wish for two wishes.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted, but someone else gets to use them

I wish to be in an area where I can watch the total eclipse

 

[Warrior of Fire]

Granted. You're now in a geosynchronous orbit around the Earth facing the dark side of the moon.

I wish I could teleport anyone I want into a pool of lava (or magma, I'm not picky).

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but only as long as you are standing in said pool of lava or magma yourself, without any protection from the heat, since that interferes with the teleportation process.

I wish my coworkers hadn't called in sick today.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, they come in to work sick, and therefore get you sick.

I wish this Heracross would just be a shiny.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, they come in to work sick, and therefore get you sick.

None of them are actually sick, they're all just out to see the eclipse.

Granted, but you KO it if you haven't captured it or accidentally release it if you have captured it, and you never find any more shinies.

I wish I had a pair of eclipse glasses...

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted, but you can't see a thing through them.

I wish for a wish bone.

 

[Cilantro]

granted, but it can't be broken

i wish for the powers of a god

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, they are only 0.01% as much as powerful compared to a god's power.

I wish for a gaming PC.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Granted, but your cup of coffee spills on it ruining it forever.

I wish my headache would go away

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but now the rest of your body aches, instead.

I wish it was easier for me to fall asleep when I'm supposed to fall asleep, and only when I am supposed to fall asleep.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted, but you wake up an hour after falling asleep

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted, but I don't know what your wish is

I wish for millions of things to wish for.

 

[Cilantro]

granted, but they all end up being milk molecules

i wish to be able to turn my middle finger into a sword and back at will

 

[Gengarzilla]

Granted, but you forget to turn it back while forming fists and end up stabbing your palms.

I wish Pringles were cheaper.

 

[Warrior of Fire]

Granted. They're now perpetually sold out at every store you go to.

I wish the above user could teleport to the store just down the street from my house to buy Pringles, because the regular-sized cans are currently on sale there for $1.99 each.

See, wishes don't have to be just about your own desires.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted, but they've fallen and they can't get up

I wish for honey

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it never came because it killed everyone.

I wish for a super awesome pumpkin.