Corrupt a Wish v2

[noworry]

Granted, but now your pocket watch never gets home from work, so you never get to see it anymore :/

I wish I had a better lawn mower.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. It was possessed by a Rotom and proceeds to try and kill anyone it sees

I wish that I didn't have to wait a minute in between posts

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted. You must now wait an hour between posts.

I wish for chewing gum that wasn't stale.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. It never goes stale, and never loses flavor, but upon being chewed it secretes juice that makes you explode

I wish that I knew how to draw on digital the same way I draw on paper.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

granted. but your hands break

i wish i didn't cough a lot

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You fart a lot instead.

I wish for baked beans.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. They taste awful.

I wish for a date.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, it is September 28th, 2017.

I wish for the Batmobile.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. It's on Mars.

I wish that I could think of wishes to make.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, you can now think of many things to wish for, but you no longer have any wishes.

I wish for transportation to Mars.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted, but you always miss the newly installed Mars Tram.

I wish my new sweatshirt fit a bit better.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. It also smells a lot worse.

I wish for a Ferris wheel.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. It's a car wheel named Ferris.

I wish for a Charjabug.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. It's microscopic.

I wish Rainami was unbanned

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You are banned instead.

I wish for as many trophy points as ME has.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. You steal ME's account and in return are arrested for identity theft.

I wish...i don't have a wish i'm sorry.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You get arrested for running out of wishes.

I with the fashion police existed.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. The police enforce a ban on fashion, as well as clothes in general.

I wish for tortilla chips

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. Best before October 1994.

I wish for some popcorn.

 

[Mister Muffin]

Granted. Your popcorn is so salty it has a disagreeable taste.

I wish for geometry class to become easier