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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but something happens

I wish to be an E-rated moviestar

EDIT: ninja'd
"but something happens" changes to "you got a wish but you can only use it after 150 years because the genie is still in training"
 
Granted, your grades get so bad that you have to start kindergarten all over again and you have to work your way up back to college.

I wish that Nexflix stops renaming 20 year old space documentaries and redating them to more resent year because they're out of date.
 
Granted, but the host of said tournament forgets what prize to give and instead gives you A MOUND OF DIRT!!!!

I wish for a tour bus to come hit me.
 
Granted... but you get a dumpster as your disguise. With added realistic trash!

I wish for a graphical user interface.
 
Granted, you get one of those Google Glasses (or whatever they're called).

I wish that the below user has pleasent dreams tonight.
 
Granted, people start calling you a hacker and get you banned from the game.

I wish that I have a super awesome pumpkin.
 
Granted, all of your new social skills revolve around how to escape from social situations.

I wish... for pie!
 
Granted. You are now spineless.

I wish the staff would let us break the record of 316 in the counting thread.
 
Granted. None of the staff ever come online and Bulbagarden becomes lawless, filled with spammers and bots

I wish for candy
 
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